February 2012
Anonymous asked: You need to stop that, just stop being gorgeous.
Anonymous asked: IF YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND i would suck on your sweet hard nipples. Then i would slowly drag my tounge down your stomach and caress your dripping wet pussy. I would then flick your clit with my tounge and at the same time shove a finger into the nice warm folds of your pussy and finger you until you had an orgasm. Then i would eat every drop of your cum and become your slave(;
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience.
“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
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martinvanger:
looking at your blog the day after a liveblog is like waking up with a hangover and trying to work out what happened the night before
gublernation:
the greatest award an entertainer can ever receive is the opportunity to entertain
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c-r-i-m-i-n-a-l-m-i-n-d-s:
Expectation:
Reality:
Every time I see the previews for Titanic I feel...
dr-brennan:
Anonymous asked: If you were my girlfriend I'd fuck you on the floor, against the door, baby I'd just want more.
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
"If you were my girlfriend..." finish it in my...
whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are like the king shippers. The ship to end all ships. The longest ship in the history of ships.
Sadly, we all started shipping them when that ship sunk.
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
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playfreebird:
we’re all gonna go see titanic and cry i dont care if you dont like it you will see it in the theaters and cry whether u like it or not motherfucker titanic 4 life
ohmyhotch asked: LOL You should have seen me at the movie theater last night. The trailer came on, and the lady next to me leaned over and went 'Excuse me, miss. The movie hasn't started yet' and I glared at her and said 'TITANIC TRAILER GROW A HEART'
JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR TITANIC
ALREADY SOBBING
coulsonator:
I like how Canada is considered a “foreign place”
okay
we are right above you, motherfuckers
greenaways:
whereismyoscar:
omg titanic
#the academy is hilarious #not
They did not just show a twilight scene at the...
RIGHT AFTER TITANIC TOO
wtf~
RP TINYCHAT →
Reblog if you think that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler...
@Heather, Bre. TINYCHAT?
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
davidfinchers:
Oh Billy Crystal is inserting himself into the best picture nominees
I didn’t see that one coming
omyperiod:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
Anonymous asked: Two fingers slowly inserted into you, you watch the fingers pumping in and out of you. You're naked, lying on the couch, grunted as you get wet. I take my fingers out and insert myself into you. I slowly start to pump before I go out of control and roughly dig myself into the deepest part of you.